ignoring all the cute girls
they don’t exist to me
i can’t see them
Let me tell you just one thing.
"actually, that was due today”
I feel u
PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT
Fear the beard!
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.